We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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