we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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