cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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