What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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