At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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