There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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