Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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