dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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