never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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