He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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