There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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