dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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