I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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