I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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