Duck Duck Cougar?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We got so high we made milksteak
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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