Say something about gay babies.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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