I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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