I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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