hotel room ftw
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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