pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
