walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How naked do you want me to be?
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