Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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