dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
