Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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