Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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