After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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