with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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