Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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