so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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