Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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