1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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