I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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