Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
