I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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