And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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