i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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