Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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