I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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