My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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