we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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