i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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