Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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