It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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