Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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