I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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