Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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