apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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