Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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