I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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