Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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