I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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